I know. Every time you read my name, you say (A-lin) or (I-lin) or some other variation. Weird thing– my name is pronounced Eileen. NOW YOU GET THE JOKE EILEEN AND DABB OHHHHHHHHHHHHH THAT MAKES SO MUCH SENSE LIKE LEAN AND DABB OHHH

Yep. I know it’s cringey, but I happen to not care. You know those people who pronounce your name wrong even though they know the pronunciation of your real name? Yeah, it gets old. I mean really. It’s not funny anymore.